Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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