Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
