Buhtt sex?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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