we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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