You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
that's an acceptable place to lick
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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