Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
operation harelip BJ is a go
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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