Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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