Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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