i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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