your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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