I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Small penises have feelings too.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
50% drunk capacity currently
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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