Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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