I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
kristin has been a bad kristin
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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