at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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