We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
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It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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