would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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