You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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