I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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