4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
