did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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