i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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