i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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