I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
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My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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