Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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