What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
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he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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