please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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