i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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