omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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