I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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