we're blogging at a bar
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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