yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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