I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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