You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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