I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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