well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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