it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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