In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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