Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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