Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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