Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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