if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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