i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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