Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
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in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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