he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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