Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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