he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
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