I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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