is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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