I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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