I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Randomize