the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
