I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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