Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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