Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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