how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
this will be a night to untag.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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