went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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