no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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